look…..

If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet around the house, i’d just put shoes on the cats.
Just because I’m getting married doesn’t automatically mean I’m planning to reproduce.

So stop asking!
In other news:

I finally got to see Saved!, which my friend Brent recommended to me. Very, very funny! I [...]

Get. A. Clue.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005 9:22 p.m. ET
LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla.
(AP) — A 4-year-old boy died after a spin on a Walt Disney World spaceship ride so intense that some riders have been taken to the hospital with chest pain…..An autopsy was scheduled Tuesday to determine the cause of death.
I can tell you the cause [...]

How to plan the perfect wedding

*snort*
so, amazon has a whole section on wedding planning, with checklists and whatnot.

BTW, You’re supposed to start looking for a bridesmaid’s dress about now, EJ.The whole section is awfully traditional–it’s all about the gowns, and the tux, and nothing about having fun or being comfortable. I hope ML joins me in
saying: Screw that!!!

At the [...]

Groundhog Day

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