I took a nice mini-vacation yesterday and went to our county fair.
There just isn’t anything to match it for good, clean fun. We saw belly dancers, chainsaw artists, scary carnies, and strange fruit. We also saw some very odd chickens, including this one->
I always just thought the funky chicken was a dance! The really amazing breeds were the polish chickens.
We also saw sheep with 4 horns (Jacob Sheep). They were cute little suckers, too! After petting goats, eating WAY too much food, and getting our photo taken in old-timey dress up garb, we staggered home.
(That photo isn’t posted, BTW, because about half way home we discovered the slutty saloon garb I was wearing “malfunctioned” for my right breast, and you can see a nipple. I may be making less fun of Janet Jackson in the future…..)







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If you’d been wearing your burqa this would NEVER have happened.
Hey, at least an angry carny didn’t say “What kind of a whore are you?!” to YOU when I dropped the fake cash
But then, it’s much easier for me to keep my nipple covered as I have only the one…
Had a blast, though!
–from the “mean” (but financially reckless) whore
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