Insect Zodiac signs?

Err…wha?

“On the website Oroscopo Degli Insetti, 14 spineless critters represent the arthropod version of your astrological self. “

Rubber Slippers explains it for you. Well, Sort of.

I am apparently a wasp (Vespa)–as translated by Babelfish:

“Vespa: the symbol of annoying insistence and satire.”

HEY! My personality is further described as:

“The sensitive receptive type vespa and much resistant one. It succeeds to joyfully manifest in the daily paper its intimate, rich universe of fantasy and of [some stuff that didn't translate]. he upsets it, also of forehead to the weight of serious problems and unsurpassable obstacles, it succeeds to face them and to resolve them. In tender love and, sentimental and faithful; even if to depend easy on the emotions that they inhibit it, it succeeds to control and to express with wisdom its feeling.

I doubt it made sense even before BabelFish got a hold of it :D

(image via alli cat)

5 Comments

  1. Posted December 8, 2007 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

    Hey, I thought “Vespa” was the Bond girl in Casino Royale!

  2. Posted December 8, 2007 at 11:54 pm | Permalink

    I thouht Vespa was a motorbike…
    andrea

  3. phantommidge
    Posted December 9, 2007 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    Wasn’t Vespa the goddess of the hearth or something?

    …as for the other stuff…I say nothing!;-)

  4. xrisfg
    Posted December 9, 2007 at 11:22 pm | Permalink

    MANTIDE RELIGIOSA (Praying mantis)

    QualitĂ : pazienza (Quality: patience)
    Difetti: aggressivitĂ  (Faults: aggressiveness )

    Personality

    Individuals with big personalities, moderate associali, especially females. In workers are dominant, are hardly tame, try always to have the situation under control. Curano much their hobby and not renounce ever to be gifts.

  5. Posted December 10, 2007 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    Hmmm…I turned out to be a mantid! I’m not too thrilled about this…we all KNOW what happens to the males of that species! I was afraid to translate it, lol….