I got nothin’

I have so many things that I want to write about–
Entomophagy suddenly is hot!
The middle east is revolting!
The GOP is really, REALLY revolting!

And about all I have time to offer is this lovely katydid, which is just about as pointy-headed as I feel these days.

Hopefully soon I will have some clue what my next job will be, and can return to the internet. There are not nearly enough f-bombs being dropped on entomological blogs in my absence.

Oh, and I’ll be hosting the Circus of The Spineless for March!!  Submit your entries by March 6th!

I also am open to suggestions for a March theme.
Don’t forget that it’s almost St. Urho’s Day!

Strange Insect Art

What the…very creative use of insects and….stuff.  The prose describing the work is a bit florid, but the idea is really interesting:

“Once the stuff of science fiction, today flying and crawling insects are used by the military, fitted with audio and video devices. This exhibition experiments using real taxidermy beetles as mechanised shells, to show how we mistreat our fellow inhabitants, forcing them to do our will.”


Extreme Entomophobia

And once again, my faithful network of TV watchers alerts me to insects on Television! In this case, it’s both sad and hilarious.
The show is The Bachelor–you know, the one that celebrates American Family Values with 15 women living with and competing for some rich dude’s attention?  Ending in a hetero marriage proposal. Yeah.

Very Traditional.

Anyway, at 00.16, a large beetle (correctly identified!!) is discovered, and panic ensues:

The Bachelor? He’s in a tub with a half-naked woman, and by God is not getting out, even when he hears someone screaming in terror.

Sigh.

Also, that beetle really looks like a plant to me. Why would a 1/2 dead scarab fly in and land on a coffee table?  Please speculate in the comments!

(BTW? the “Bait Car” show is not nearly as interesting as I had hoped. No actual live bait.)

TubaBugs? Buggles?

DuetMore amazing insect art. This is the work of Hungarian graphic artist Balázs Pápay. Alas, as best I can tell, this is not a real object, but a digital creation.

There is also an additional design for DaVinci’s Butterfly, and an impressive wireframe study of a beetle.

Stunning!  Thanks @raincoaster for the tip!

Fox TV, Fringe, and Bug Girl

I find myself in an unusual position–pondering whether I should sue Fox for use of my trademark identity as “Bug Girl.”*

Here’s the background:  I don’t watch TV.  However, I do have friends that selflessly watch that drivel and report instances of insects to me.  And that’s how I know about this really quite awful show called Fringe

It has a really unusual premise for a TV show–It’s kind of a CSI, Alternate Universe. With zeppelins.  And it’s in its third season, which should tell you how much my tastes affect Television programming.  Frankly, I’ve seen acting that was less stiff in un-relaxed moths.  (entomological in joke)

Here is “Bug Girl” from a recent episode (center of photo).  She’s supposed to be the resident entomological expert for this mysterious federal agency.  I’m sure the poor woman was decked out by the costume department, but WHAT THE HELL.

If you were to put a Goth and Madonna’s Like a Virgin outfit in a blender, this is what you would get. Because I would totally show up at a federal job in a black lace mini with bows in my hair. And WTF is up with the That Girl hairdo?

Through the whole episode, people persist in calling what are obviously roaches beetles. I know it’s an alternate universe and all, but really? You can’t even read the very old book that you repeatedly wave in front of the camera to show us an engraving of a ROACH? That’s some strange alt universe, there.

Lastly, I know that scientific plausibility is not a high priority for sci-fi tropes. But…these giant “beetles” were once internal parasites in sheep, and now Crazy Science Guy has engineered them to now live in people? To somehow create a protein that will cure the flu?

Aside from the fact that a spiracular system has severe limitations inside a mostly aquatic human/sheep body….Um.
Well, honestly, words just fail me.

You can watch the entire episode here.  Truly dismal portrayal of science and scientists.

I am quite curious who their roach supplier was, and if he/she had any input on the crazy plot line.  I suspect they took the money and ran.

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*I am kidding about this, before people start explaining what a trademark is.

Shellac: It’s a bug AND a feature!

Happy Valentines Day! This holiday is traditionally celebrated with a gift of plant genitalia and candy.  The flowers exist to attract pollinating insects, and the candy has an insect connection you might not know about.

A common theme here at the Bug Blog is that you eat insects on a regular basis.  And, frankly, that you need to get over being squicked by that.  Shellac is an insect-produced product that may be part of your candy (and many other things).

What is Shellac, Anyway?

Shellac is made from secretions of Laccifer lacca, the lac scale.  Scale insects look quite different from typical insects. Tiny, often with no visible legs or antennae, they kind of look like plant pimples. Like many of their relatives (mealybugs, for example), Lac scales secrete a waxy resin covering for both protection and waterproofing.  That’s what’s harvested to make shellac.

Like its distant cousin the Cochineal scale insect, Lac scales are naturally occurring insects that have been turned into a domesticated animal (and a rural industry).  Nearly all Lac scales are cultivated in Thailand and India.  There are lots of estimates of just how many people are supported by the harvest and sale of Lac; they range between 1 and 3 MILLION people that often have been economically disenfranchised in other ways.  Lac Scales are an important cash crop!

The Indian Institute of Natural Resins and Gums has several research programs that are what you would expect for domesticated livestock: documentation of genetic diversity (including establishing a national germplasm repository), breeding better hosts, and controlling parasites. It’s just that their livestock is quite tiny.

For some reason, both Cochineal and Lac scales are often reported as beetles. They. Are Not. Beetles. I’ve seen this mistake made by Bill Bryson and on the Straight Dope, among other places.

Scale insects don’t undergo complete metamorphosis as a beetle would, so they don’t have larvae and pupae.  In fact, scales have their own special freaky system of growth and reproduction in which the females loose their legs and turn into a sort of tiny insect Jabba the Hutt, and even tinier males fertilize them and die.

The life cycle of the lac insect, and how shellac is made, deserves its own post.  I think what everyone really wants to know is:

What Kind of Stuff is made from Shellac? Is it in my food?

Most people know that Shellac is used as a furniture finish.  Audiophiles will know that the venerable vinyl LP was originally made of shellac.  As a naturally occurring resin, it has a lot of other uses.  Iowa State has a wonderful list of different products that are made partly or entirely with shellac; here’s just a few:

CONFECTIONARY/FOOD PRODUCTS:  Oranges, lemons and apples are coated in the producing countries by using shellac to extend the shelf life of the product and giving it a shine which other natural products cannot. Sweets are coated with shellac to achieve a high gloss and a hard surface and also for protection against moisture.

COSMETICS
:  Hairsprays; Binder for Mascara; Additive for nail lacquer…

PHARMACEUTICALS: Shellac is used as a coating for tablets when a delayed dissolving in the intestine (“slow release”) is required.

Yes, if you take coated aspirin, you’re eating shellac.

I spent some time digging around the shelves of my supermarket to see if I could find foods with shellac listed as an ingredient. I failed, although I did manage to attract the attention of the store manager.  (Pro Tip: do not tell the manager of a grocery you want to take photos of insects in their food.)

The reason for my failure is simple–generally, other words are used if shellac is actually in a food or cosmetic product.

As you can see here, the words “candy glaze” or “confectioner’s glaze” can be used as approved synonyms for shellac.  “Gum Lac” is also commonly used on cosmetics labels, since it sounds less like a varnish.

If you look for those key words, you can find shellac on a lot of your foods. Junior Mints are one of my favorite shellac-coated foods; Cliff Bars also uses shellac on some of its products.

Yuck!  –  bugs in your food and eyelashes, right? Wrong!

If you look at the FDA Handbook of Food preservation, 2nd edition (2007) you can see what the primary other choice is: petroleum-based wax. Not exactly a “green” alternative.  Carnuaba wax is a plant-derived compound from Brazilian palm trees sometimes used as an alternative to shellac; it’s also used in car polish and floor wax, in addition to cosmetics and foods.

Get Over It

Here in the US, we eat a lot of food grown far away from where we consume it.  My two primary addictions, Coffee and Chocolate, will never be locally-sourced foods in Michigan. And so, I accept that there will be some preservatives or other additives in my chocolate.  It’s a trade-off that I accept in order to have convenient processed foods and tropical goodies.

I mean, Seriously. If you’re eating a donut or a cupcake, why the hell are you worried about a tiny amount of a compound that MIGHT have come from an insect in the sprinkles??  You know you’re eating a highly processed food that has little or no nutritional value.

Shellac is a naturally-sourced product harvested by rural folks in Asia that need the money.  The shellac refining process removes any insect parts, so you aren’t eating any bug bits.   You should, frankly, PREFER to use products with shellac. It can be grown and harvested sustainably in Asian forests.

Seek out shellac, don’t shun it! And enjoy your Valentine’s Day!

Related posts:

Time Flies

A neat project that uses flypaper, flies, and a fuel cell to power a clock! It’s based in part on the idea of a carnivorous plant.  8 dead flies = 12 days of clockworks.

Flowers Wilt. Roaches are Forever.

I love this fundraising campaign from the Bronx Zoo:

Flowers wilt. Chocolates melt. Roaches are forever.
Limited-time Valentine’s Day offer

Can’t decide on what to get that special someone for Valentine’s Day? Sometimes the answer is all around us, and right where it’s been for millions of years—like cockroaches! How better to express your appreciation for that special someone than to name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after them?

…WCS’s Bronx Zoo has 58,000 of these brown, iridescent beauties, and they need names.  With a $10 donation, one of them can be named by you. How sweet!

We’ll send a truly memorable certificate of honor to that certain someone explaining that there’s a special insect living at the Bronx Zoo with his or her name on it.

Awesome.

And why do I never think of these sorts of schemes??

Design your own Mobile Entomology Lab!

I got a request from an architect in Florida who is working on an interesting project:

Hi. I am an architect in Miami, Florida and I am doing an experimental project to keep my small, young staff creatively engaged. Most of our work is banal residential but we have aspirations and want to showcase our design skills by inventing experimental projects.

If you had a 10′ x 10′ (10′ high) mobile lab that could be deployed weeks at a time in the Florida Everglades, what equipment would you want/need to be in it? The human comfort elements (toilet, shower, etc.) we will figure out, but the equipment we need help with.

Thanks for your contributions.

Think of it as a camper/office for an entomologist to live in while studying insects in the Florida Everglades. How would you equip it? Help the dude out–Please leave your suggestions in the comments!

4th Annual Hexapod Haiku Challenge!

Hurray! Once again, the North Carolina State University Insect Museum is sponsoring a Haiku Challenge!  Here’s the specs:

The goal of this contest is to encourage people to think about the myriad ways in which insects and other terrestrial arthropods interact with their environments and other organisms (including humans!) and to express these thoughts through short poems. Despite the name of this contest we actually encourage any short poems you’re inspired to write, including (but not limited to!):

  • Haiku (of course): An elegant medium, traditionally focusing on seasonal changes and nature and with a relatively standard format and objective.
  • Senryū: Similar in structure to haiku but focused on the foibles of of humans and, in our case, insects, rather than seasons and nature.
  • Haiga: A haiku that is accompanied by an illustration. Include a photo or draw a picture!

Any other short poem you want to write!
We offer four awards with (small) prizes: 1) best in show, 2) runner-up, 3) best entry from poet under the age of 13, 4) runner-up from poet under the age of 13. Poems from any of the categories listed above are eligible to win any of the awards and therefore are judged together.

…Your haiku should be submitted by 11:59pm, March 20th (first day of spring!)

See their website for rules and details of how to submit. Get busy!

Last Year’s Winner:

Major, Undeclared

Silverfish, tell me,
Darwin and Dostoevsky,
do they taste the same?

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