Zanti Misfits

Through a crazy set of random clicks–which is how the internet works, really–I discovered a new piece of buggy pop culture: The Zanti Misfits.  It’s an episode from the first season of The Outer Limits (1963), and it starts with this voice over:

“Throughout history, compassionate minds have pondered the dark and disturbing question: what is society to do with those members who are a threat to society, those malcontents and misfits whose behavior undermines and destroys the foundations of civilization? Different ages have found different answers. Misfits have been burned, branded and banished. Today, on this planet Earth, the criminal is incarcerated in humane institutions…..or he is executed. Other planets use other methods. This is the story of how the perfectionist rulers of the planet Zanti attempted to solve the problem of the Zanti misfits.”

So, basically, they export their criminals on a prison ship to Earth. They demand that humans accept their criminals, or retaliation will be swift and violent.  ”Total destruction to anyone who invades our privacy.”

And the “misfits” are…a really freaky insect/human hybrid.  And I mean FREAKY.  Also, curiously, many of them seem to have hipster soul patches and mutton chop sideburns.

We don’t get a look at them until about 23 minutes into the episode, when a bank robber (Bruce Dern!) blunders into the top secret area of the Zanti landing.   He does not come to a good end. In fact, in a really wonderful touch, the human criminal ends up dead on his back with legs curled up like a roach.

The firefight at the end (starts around minute 43) is a truly wonderful mess; it… just has to be seen to be believed.

The ending has a wonderful twist, which I will leave out here; it’s a bit of a morality play on crime and punishment.

You can read a detailed excerpt about this episode from the Outer Limits Companion here; scroll to the bottom for scans of the pages.

I’m not sure how I didn’t know about this; so I thought I would share!

Watch it on Hulu

Watch it on YouTube

Extreme Entomophobia

And once again, my faithful network of TV watchers alerts me to insects on Television! In this case, it’s both sad and hilarious.
The show is The Bachelor–you know, the one that celebrates American Family Values with 15 women living with and competing for some rich dude’s attention?  Ending in a hetero marriage proposal. Yeah.

Very Traditional.

Anyway, at 00.16, a large beetle (correctly identified!!) is discovered, and panic ensues:

The Bachelor? He’s in a tub with a half-naked woman, and by God is not getting out, even when he hears someone screaming in terror.

Sigh.

Also, that beetle really looks like a plant to me. Why would a 1/2 dead scarab fly in and land on a coffee table?  Please speculate in the comments!

(BTW? the “Bait Car” show is not nearly as interesting as I had hoped. No actual live bait.)

Fox TV, Fringe, and Bug Girl

I find myself in an unusual position–pondering whether I should sue Fox for use of my trademark identity as “Bug Girl.”*

Here’s the background:  I don’t watch TV.  However, I do have friends that selflessly watch that drivel and report instances of insects to me.  And that’s how I know about this really quite awful show called Fringe

It has a really unusual premise for a TV show–It’s kind of a CSI, Alternate Universe. With zeppelins.  And it’s in its third season, which should tell you how much my tastes affect Television programming.  Frankly, I’ve seen acting that was less stiff in un-relaxed moths.  (entomological in joke)

Here is “Bug Girl” from a recent episode (center of photo).  She’s supposed to be the resident entomological expert for this mysterious federal agency.  I’m sure the poor woman was decked out by the costume department, but WHAT THE HELL.

If you were to put a Goth and Madonna’s Like a Virgin outfit in a blender, this is what you would get. Because I would totally show up at a federal job in a black lace mini with bows in my hair. And WTF is up with the That Girl hairdo?

Through the whole episode, people persist in calling what are obviously roaches beetles. I know it’s an alternate universe and all, but really? You can’t even read the very old book that you repeatedly wave in front of the camera to show us an engraving of a ROACH? That’s some strange alt universe, there.

Lastly, I know that scientific plausibility is not a high priority for sci-fi tropes. But…these giant “beetles” were once internal parasites in sheep, and now Crazy Science Guy has engineered them to now live in people? To somehow create a protein that will cure the flu?

Aside from the fact that a spiracular system has severe limitations inside a mostly aquatic human/sheep body….Um.
Well, honestly, words just fail me.

You can watch the entire episode here.  Truly dismal portrayal of science and scientists.

I am quite curious who their roach supplier was, and if he/she had any input on the crazy plot line.  I suspect they took the money and ran.

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*I am kidding about this, before people start explaining what a trademark is.

Roaches on television; heads roll

This is really not the usual Foreign policy news! Someone…please…find me this footage on YouTube!
From the Guardian:

“For the viewers of Turkmenistan’s popular nightly news programme, Vatan, it was another routine bulletin. But as the newsreader began the 9pm broadcast, viewers across the central Asian country spotted something unusual crawling across the studio table: a large brown cockroach.

The cockroach managed to complete a whole lap of the desk, apparently undetected, before disappearing. The programme, complete with cockroach, was repeated at 11pm that night…..

The consequences of this particular cockroach’s impromptu five minutes of fame were immediate and severe. The country’s president, Kurbanguly Berdymukhamedov, took news of the insect so badly that he responded by firing no fewer than 30 workers from the main state TV channel, the news website Kronika Turkmenistan reported yesterday….

Those sacked in the cockroach debacle included journalists, directors, camera operators, and technical staff, the website reported. “

That’s a pretty extreme reaction to a roach!
(No word on the species of the “brown” roach in question–i.e, if it is a smoky brown, brown banded, or another kind of roach.)

Caught in the Bug Net: 1.30.08

Insect news from around the net:

A new species of whirligig beetle is named after Roy Orbison!

A videogame based on The Bee Movie is soundly panned:

“Never before in the history of video games has the monotony of being an insect been replicated as effectively as it has been done in The Bee Movie Game.”

Plastic Fly Rings from Coolest Gadgets. (They also have a flyswatter that looks like a giant delete key)

This one has nothing to do with insects, but is quite entertaining: excerpts from the FCC TV Decency database.

And because some people I’ve talked to haven’t heard about it: Security hole in MySpace allows private photos to be viewed.

Master of Ants

Ok, I really, really want to know how I got on someone’s list as a person to plug stuff. Once again, I have gotten a contact from a PR person! This one, at least, I don’t mind promoting. NOVA usually does a good job.

NOVA will have a show tomorrow night (Nov. 20th) about the Mofu people of Africa, and their attempt to use ants to control a termite problem. I’m really not sure whether this is an anthropological show, or an entomological one! It looks like they will cover social insects and entomophagy during the course of the show.

They also have an Amazing Ants game, which you might like to try your hand at.  It does have some nice photos of different types of unusual ants.

Master of the Killer Ants; Air Date Nov. 20th
Check your Local PBS station for air time!

Tonight on PBS: Judgement day!

Don’t miss Nova’s Judgment Day: Intelligent Design on Trial tonight, Tuesday, 11/13, from 8-10 pm. It’s a documentary on the Kitzmiller v Dover case.

(It’ll also be available on the Nova website starting Friday, 11/16.)

Don’t miss the 7 experts defining science, one of the online features.

Bee Documentary on PBS

I almost didn’t find out about this! Thanks to Paul for letting me know!

“From crop fields to hi-tech labs, scientists and bee experts are investigating a rapidly unfolding ecological nightmare. The Silence of the Bees premieres on Sunday, October 28 at 8 p.m. eastern on PBS (check local listings). “

The ENN has a nice little blurb on this, too.

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