But I also have to say, as a
cheap bastard frugal spender, that the fact that he paid 5 grand for sex bothers me a lot more than the fact that he paid for sex.
I can’t imagine having $5000 in discretionary cash to throw down on a little nookie. And I just can’t imagine any sex good enough to be worth 5 thousand big ones.
Yes, I am that cheap.
I could do so many constructive things with that much cash. My husband pointed out he could buy his car again–twice–for that much money. We could pay off the rest of the equity loan on the house.
We could get a new hot water heater, and also get a contractor to fix that one beam that needs to be replaced under the house. We could get a new bed and mattress, and have enough left over to do something wildly irresponsible (and FUN) like go snorkeling in St. Lucia.
What would YOU do if you suddenly had 5 grand in cash to play with?