If you are applying for a job that is an Assistant Mentor, or Graduate Assistant, or Assistant whatever, DO NOT send me a file named: Ass.Cover.Letter.doc
That is all.
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Bug Gwen 
Well, did it cover his ass?
help wanted (and needed)…
Recently, I received the resume of a man who has been chronically underemployed for as long as I’ve known him. I think I might know why. I’m not sure how a person with a PhD has failed to learn these resume tips:…
It did not.
O.F.F.S. — Give us a coffee-spew warning! :D
andrea
An ass cover letter? I read this differently than others. In my email file at my vocation I have a “CYA” file in which emails back and forth with certain folks are kept. It’s my ass-cover file. I suppose at some level anything within could be thought of as an ass-cover letter.
If listing on a job application, one must doctor it up a tad and sell it like this:
-fabulous ass cover upper capable of hiding mistakes or company errors.
or
-excels in the art of ass coveruppance
:)
I guess its better than an album cover….
hilarious!!!!