Dear Ms. Barista, 

I must compliment you on your very lovely ass. The pants you were wearing today showed me most of it.

However, as nice as that was, I do not want to see your crack when you are preparing my food.



Bug Girl

PS. Thanks also to greencolander for this photo. I had no idea so much…interestingness could be found on Flickr.

PPS. You damn kids get off my lawn!

Posted by Gwen Pearson

Writer. Nerd. Insect Evangelist. Have you heard the good news? BUGS!


  1. Those pants are unnecessarily revealing.

  2. awww, but she has such a CUTE ass :D


  3. You know…I clicked over here to see pretty picture Wednesday and this is the first thing I saw. Not what I was expecting, but I’m not picky.

    She’s got a cute butt…I’ll give her that. It’s nothing without a good personality and a pretty face.

  4. I am still pretty much a kid and I always find upper-butt to be a turn off. That’s why long Tshirts are sold along with low jeans.

    When my butt pops out, I always blame the T shirt!

  5. That young lady (?) has no shame!

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