At last! It’s time to reveal our winner!
This was a late entry, but it rocketed to the top of the list by popular acclaim. It’s so rude it even took ME back a bit. Enjoy!
There once was a pine tip moth from Nantucket
whose aedeagus was so long he could suck it
He said with a yalp
as he wiped off his palp
“If my tympanum was a gonopore I could fuck it”
Congrats to Tim, our winner of the Ribald Festivities! I owe you a beer :)