So, like I’m sitting in the mall the other day and like my friend Amy says to me “Hey, Bug” (like, my friends call me Bug), Amy says, “Have you seen these bees called Valley Bees?”
“And I’m like, Ohmigod, no way! Valley Bees? As if.”
And she’s like, “Yeah, WAY, there are too things called Valley Bees.”
So I looked on the mega-computer thingy called the Internet, and Ohmigod, she was right! Valley Carpenter bees are thuh largest bees found in California, man, measurin’ up to an inch in length. Totally Bitchin!
They are like completely rad, and burrow through wood to make their nests? And, like, the males and females look completely different, which is like, called sexual dimorphism, I guess? And they have a grody name like Xylocopa varipuncta? I’m so sure they love that name, AS IF.
So I was like “Seriously, only a total dweeb would like this” but Amy said “No, you should TOTALLY post this.”
So I was like “WhatEVER” and I posted it.