This website remains as an archive of my early work.
Water bug whammy bars, sonar jamming moth naughty bits, and tantric crane fly sex.
I did a little research, and what I found out made pubic lice creepier. I did not actually think that was possible.
I’m like, Ohmigod, no way! Valley Bees? As if!
Giant Fanged Death Maggots that Spit Glowing Green Snot, plus epically bad 1970s couture.
The only thing better than books is FREE books.