Category: Insects

I’ve moved! This is an Archive
This website remains as an archive of my early work.

Musical Genitals
Water bug whammy bars, sonar jamming moth naughty bits, and tantric crane fly sex.

How Pubic Lice suck (your blood)
I did a little research, and what I found out made pubic lice creepier. I did not actually think that was possible.

OMG, like there are totally things called Valley Bees!
I’m like, Ohmigod, no way! Valley Bees? As if!

Doctor Who’s Green Death Maggots!
Giant Fanged Death Maggots that Spit Glowing Green Snot, plus epically bad 1970s couture.

Pollinator Week: Free books!
The only thing better than books is FREE books.