Tag: crabs

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How Pubic Lice suck (your blood)

I did a little research, and what I found out made pubic lice creepier. I did not actually think that was possible.

A Ribald Tale of Love and Lice

You may have heard that I told a story at the ScienceOnline2012 conference.  If you missed it, here you go! Listen to the (Slightly NSFW) Story  via The Monti Everything I said is true; there […]

Will Brazilian Waxing Make Pubic Lice Extinct?

Admit it–haven’t you wondered about this?  What IS the effect of all that hair removal down there on the local flora and fauna?  Fortunately, scientists have answered that question. Sort of. For women in Leeds, […]

I have pubic lice in my mailbox

Really. Someone mailed me their crabs. In an envelope. From NEW JERSEY

How to know when you hit the big time

When one of your posts is mentioned in News of the Weird! Specifically: Crab lice: are they a bug or a feature? There actually is a really interesting bit of history to be found in […]

Pubic Lice: “Sea monkeys in your pants”

Everything is a fetish on the internet. EVERYTHING.